clunt

The combination of a client who also happens to be a cunt.

I was visiting a major customer of ours when that clunt told me to fuck off and buy her another drink.

by dudemanshit March 6, 2011

over the counter bender

starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....

Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...

Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?

Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?

Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...

by BDK bout ma lazar.. December 13, 2010

chunter

An ugly person. See munter.
Often used as part of the term chubby chunter.

"xxxxxx's mum is a right chunter!"

by nN July 26, 2004

Countenance

The fearsome unwaxed genitals of a catholic priest

Verily they gazed upon his countenance and were sore afraid.

by Father O'Reilly January 28, 2004

down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out

wow she is down for the count

by bichsuk April 5, 2008

counter strike

A counter-terrorism Half-Life modification.

"Hey Pete let's play CS today after school. I know a really cool level that has a real aeroplane in it!"

by - February 10, 2003

counter sprung

Like being "sprung" but it bounces back.

I got sprung over that fineass girl at school...now i'm counter sprung over my first girl.

by CKris April 22, 2006