bumpaste

An exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. A sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.

"My guts are bloody awful after that curry, I've been making bumpaste all day."

by Boris DeMilo January 20, 2009

bumping rails

Snorting lines of cocaine.

"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"

by cosmic42 June 30, 2017

Bumpanitus

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.

Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!

by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

Humper Bumper

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

by wile September 8, 2013

bumper nuts

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.

Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.

by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007