Bum warrior

1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.

Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.

by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Bum Bath

The art of washing your entire vehicle with the sponge/squegee at the gas pump in less time than it takes to fill your gas tank.

Hey watch this. I'll give my truck a Bum Bath before my tank is full.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

bum a stoge

To ask someone for a cigarette

"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"

by Mistyy May 21, 2009

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

dry bum

Anal sex without any lubrication

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.

by snez February 28, 2013

Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.

Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"

by Trixi Saint James December 27, 2013