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Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
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Brazilian blowjob

When a female waxes all of her hair off her body, and continues to put it in her mouth and chew. Whilst giving a wet blow job, when then giving him the hair to swallow.
He had to get the Brazilian blowjob for the end of his kinky night .
by Ladyluxx November 4, 2020
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Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
by rpsychopath January 13, 2024
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vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.
It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
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blowjob

"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.
by ragnarökgays January 12, 2023
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