Definitions by ItzKris

Dementor’s Blowjob 

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

Dementor’s Blowjob by ItzKris March 17, 2023