Dutch Bakery

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.

"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"

by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

Baller Stat

When something holds the status of being baller.

initial statement: "yeah i ate chipotle 3 times this week." response: "ah that's baller stat man."

by Nate March 20, 2003

Steffi Baker

fit as fuck

very sexy lady

by Kie April 23, 2004

baker street

the baker street, known technically as the Perinium is the portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. Simply put, the part on the womens body between her anus and her pussy, often a sweaty area to venture towards. Named after the tube stop because it is the only place where you can switch from the brown to pink lines effortlessly.

i was licking this girl out round the baker street and my tongue slipped onto the bakerloo line, ouch!

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

baller

though usually used to discribe a succusfull basketball player or a gangsta who "makes it big" its also commonly used in the paintball community to discribe anyone who paintballs, esp someone who paintballs very well (see agg)

(after getting shot in the ear from point blank range) damn that guys a baller.
or
you down to do some ball'n this weekend?

by Burger Lord November 2, 2004

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

by Salad tits cockney June 13, 2007