Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011

Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.

I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.

by 15th round April 29, 2022

skittle dumping

It is slag for "may I have change please?"

Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change

An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day

by Didymussometimes September 22, 2017

Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.

Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!

by Monsieur Teapot January 20, 2020

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Frump Dump

Someone who is very ugly and unattractive. Very unappealing to the eye.

“Ew that guy looks like a complete frump dump with that haircut!”

by Thrashboy April 25, 2021

dump brush

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.

by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012