Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2017

Death on Wheels

a vehicle, especially a car, that is perceived as being dangerous, reckless, or prone to causing accidents, often due to its speed, aggressive driving style, or poor condition.

“You see how that nigga crashing out?” That nigga death on wheels.

by OGKush556 March 14, 2025

wheel

get with or hook up with

i wanna wheel her

by cooldoge July 11, 2022

wheel spider

The wheel spider is a spider that is an expert at NOPEing away by cartwheeling down sand dunes.

Did you see that cheerleader cartwheeling, she NOPE'd out of there like a wheel spider!

by Grabacr April 19, 2020

wheel of torchin'

A term for the ring of slums around a supposed gentrifying neighborhood where some of the craziest shit in the city goes down, a ghetto ghetto-er than ghetto

Gangster: *flicks open switchblade* gimme your money, foo'!
Middleclass working man: why not just get it from actually working like the rest of society?
Gangster: Welcome to a wheel of Torchin', cracker!

by Doctor Fucker April 8, 2017

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023