Turdburglar

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

love turd

the first dump you take in front of your love.

After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.

by Marky Spots June 3, 2010

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

turd

In Ireland (colloquial) , follows first and second.

As in speaking of a race; "Mick was first, Seamus was second, and Sean there came in came Turd"

by John Harworth April 11, 2007