taintist

A vocation involving taint stimulation, sometimes in reference to a person or persons who truly work the taint for profit. Otherwise used slanderously to apply to underhanded individuals of low persuasion.

Horatio-
"Truly William, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

by Slimanus October 23, 2007

taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

by Slimanus October 23, 2007

Taintpertine

The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.

Phew.. do I smell bapussy? Looks like someone forgot to put on her taintpertine today.

by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

taintstrand

the first and foremost stand of hair on your young taint

Oh my God! A taintstrand! It only took me 16 years!

by Taint123 January 5, 2010

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009