Toadly

A toad like creature that spends all their free time away from the sausage factory online pretending to be the best ever and drinking alcohol.

Did you see toadly last night? He spent all evening online drinking and throwing up on web cam.

by thetoadkiller February 25, 2011

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011

Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011

toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy

Man did you see that toasted western walk by?

by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010

Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.

My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.

by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009