toyfriend

Guys snapped up by girls who are in between guys. They are only being dated because of the girl's complete insecurity. Often, the guy has had a burning crush on the girl in question and is willing to let her repeatedly dump him and date him again in return for physical affection.

"Didn't you say yesterday that John doesn't believe in hygiene? I thought that was why you weren't going out with him..."

"It was."

"But now you're dating him??"

"Relax. He's just a toyfriend. In fact, I don't even plan to let him get to first base."

by Lina_Starr_4 April 23, 2012

toylette

An online dump for toying wherein a subject and postings are spread across forums and through threads by postwhore(s.)

That discussion on forums.eHacked.com went down the toylette quickly.

by damondrone March 11, 2005

toynado

Simple combination of the words toy and tornado. The typical state of an untidy child's bedroom, or possibly the state of the living room after a celebration involving children's gifts, e.g. Christmas or birthday.

It's the day after Christmas, and we have a toynado in our living room.

by Exhausted Auk December 27, 2010

Toystep

Generally became popular in the early 2000's,the music contains low bit sounds and upbeat rhythyms. Partyshank became very dominant in around 2003.But producers such as Illegal Music and Toys with Knives have restore the genre making it more popular to different audiences.

Main Toystep Artists:

Partyshank
Illegal Music
Toys with Knives
Shirobon
Scarfy
Zootey

by Toystep November 12, 2010

Toyshit

An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.

*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"

by Morgan Dorfer July 18, 2011

toyota cunt

Typical women drivers who cant drive for shit and for some unknown reasons to science think they own the road in there little shitbox. Most of them drive like old people to the

A women driving a toyota Aygo for example cant drive for shit #toyota cunt

by Audi cunt June 13, 2017

toymota

Slang name given to Toyota drivers about the quality of there car. Usually given to them by Nisan drivers in an attempt to achieve superior status.
Toymota's can easily be identified by the 3 circle badge on the front grill designed to confuse the owner into thinking they are worth twice the price of any other vehicle.

Mate, your toymota won't make it to Macca's without calling for a tow truck.

by 4buser May 3, 2018