Toyshit

An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.

*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"

by Morgan Dorfer July 18, 2011

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Toshitba

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

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Toshita

A energetic person shy at the beginning but once she is a friend she is freaking awesome

Toshita ist super cool

by @crazydev99 July 29, 2018

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topshit

excellent, wow, superb

Person A: "Hey, i got a new car!"
Person B: "Topshit, dude!"

by RUBBERGUN September 5, 2005

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tomshit

The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.

Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.

by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011

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