gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on

she is such an ugly Gucci cow

by Haley Henderson July 19, 2016

keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA

oh look its a keys cow

by anonymous April 17, 2022

cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019

Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.

Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."

by jcterry53 November 27, 2009

cows tit

Another word for you're awesome

Omg you're the cows tit

by Cowstit April 27, 2015

anorexic cow

It is a young girl, who is a total bitch and you can't stand her

Alexa is such an anorexic cow

by Julian Kovacs September 20, 2016

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019