Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

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Stoner's Thumb

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.

"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"

by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

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lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

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Stonergy

The word used to describe the miraculous feeling that occurs when someone has used marijuana and ingested caffeine (any form). Chemical balance of THC and Caffeine merge in the body, creating a euphoric energized and restless body-high mixed with a head-high. Can be used to counter-act the demotivating properties that some marijuana stains cause (specifically Indica or Indica dominate hybrid stains). Can also be used to amplify the energetic properties of Sativa stains of marijuana.

"I have so much Stonergy from smoking that joint and drinking a Red Bull. Lets go do something, anything..everything!"

by KTizzle42 May 8, 2013

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