Smurfy

A way to describe a short person without calling them a midget or shorty

Person 1 says “hey smurfy pass me a cold one won’t ya!” Person 2 AKA smurfy says “ fuck off bill and stop calling me smurfy!”

by My pseudonym (cheese) January 3, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

SMURF

Southern Maryland Uneducated Redneck Fuck.

SMURF: A Redneck who is a school dropout, who's uneducated and just plain stupid. Normally this is a insult to the typical average redneck because they can't figure anything out.

by Geoff.little January 5, 2022

smurfloki

My favorite editor of all time. Literally so talented and such an amazing person<3

omg look it's the greatest editor of all time smurfloki!

by sluttformarvelmen0 March 8, 2022

Snurf

When one is being told to sniff something one shall say “snurf this”

Wow these flowers smell good “snurf this”

by anonymous March 10, 2022

snurfidurf

Swedish - A sponge used to clean up gremlin squirt

Quick, get a snurfidurf before the sheets are soaked through!

by CanadianScientistMan April 1, 2022

Smurf

Seahag

Smurf is a seahag

by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022