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smurfloki 

ginger (don’t let her tell you otherwise) , tva loki anti, brit, enjoyer of all things loki, loves tom hiddlestons feet, loves the queen of england, looks like a blue lil roblox avatar, did i mention massive foot fetish, thinks confetti looks like a fish
omg smurfloki is a brit?!??
yea she’s my favorite brit
smurfloki by lokislover April 14, 2022

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.
Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

Smurfkin 

That blankie looks like a Smurfkin
Smurfkin by Duel Monster August 6, 2020