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smurfloki 

ginger (don’t let her tell you otherwise) , tva loki anti, brit, enjoyer of all things loki, loves tom hiddlestons feet, loves the queen of england, looks like a blue lil roblox avatar, did i mention massive foot fetish, thinks confetti looks like a fish
omg smurfloki is a brit?!??
yea she’s my favorite brit
smurfloki by lokislover April 14, 2022

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.
Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

Smurfkin 

That blankie looks like a Smurfkin
Smurfkin by Duel Monster August 6, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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