Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

Slit Gloss

Vaginal lubricant to be used during intercourse.

Yo girl, grab me some of that Slit Gloss -- Or you be dry as the desert today.

by AL Z. January 27, 2007

slitz

a swedish slut, whore

wow, that a bunch of tight slitz

by Ringo November 11, 2003

Slitacular

Fantastically bitchy. Often used to describe fat chicks or any other general female cunt. See asshole.

That fat cunt Staci was being slitacular last night, so I blew her boyfriend in the bathroom.

by Megan January 21, 2005

slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.

Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"

by Goonman May 11, 2006

slime slit

The term is used to refer to a womans cunt

hey look at that bird i would love to slip it in her slime slit

by hammersleyd December 10, 2005

meaty slit

A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.

My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.

by hot lizzie October 13, 2008