Cream Soda Explosion

The cream soda Explosion is when a man is about to have a origasm inside of a woman and scares her by pretending to have a seizure and then has the origasm while screaming " Cream Soda!" and still shaking.

Woman 1: Man joe was crazy last night in bed, he started shaking and did the deed while screaming.

Woman 2: oh my, he must have done a Cream Soda Explosion on you.

by Nicole Laite June 18, 2009

Soda

Carbonated goodness that gives you asophagus cancer (True) how ever you spell asophagus.

dont drink to much or like i saiid ull get asophagus cancer

by corey harders August 30, 2005

Sodomisers straps

Braces that hold trousers up or anything else on upper clothing that can be grabbed onto from behind by a gay mans fellow bummer. See also buggerers grips

He had the filthy buttlord by the sodomisers straps and supplied love to his butt they then enjoyed a lovely three course meal consisting of-
1. An anal johnson
2. An anal creampie
3. A Dirty Sanchez for pudding

by Gypsy Mcbonkon December 30, 2004

Creaming Soda

A variant of the Jam Donut, in which you ejaculate into your partner's mouth, get them to blow bubbles with the semen and then proceed to punch them in the nose so that their blood mixes with the bubbly semen. Hence a "Creaming Soda"

Hey dude, I tried the jam donut once but I stepped it up a notch with my girlfriend the other day cause I figured I just liked creaming soda better.

by Gyrant Jones June 10, 2010

sods law

((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

Where...
U = Urgency
C = Complexitty
I = Importance
S = Skill
A = Aggrevation (set at 0.7)
F = Frequency

Eachbetween 0 and 9 - this gives you an answer betwene 0 and 8.6 - the higher, the mor elikely bad luck is!

Hope this helps!
sods law for u :)

their is none.. to be honest...

by Butler February 5, 2005

sodomy

Any sexual intercourse that is not male to female, vaginal penetration, done misionary style. Anel penetration being only one example and the only for that is labeled and demonized.

when Antonio Banderas had sex wit Angelina doggie style, that was sodomy.

by rogueangel May 19, 2007

Club Soda

When you are eating out a girl and she sneazes causing urine to spray your face

Read the definition for club soda, it's self explanitory

by COD 6 Gamrs June 17, 2010