Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.

Child 1: Hey, wanna go. . decapitate Shartina?
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!

by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023

Shart

An unintentional defecation that occurs during the relaxation of the anal sphincter to pass flatulence. It can occur as hard fecal matter but most commonly occurs as diarrhoea. Sharting can also refer to diarrhoea itself, especially the explosive variation.

Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.

Person 1: I just sharted
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Shart

by Why'd you search this up? August 20, 2023

Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023

shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.

“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”

by jim bithel July 18, 2024

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024