not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020

sex

The hottest thing known to man kind

10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

sex

Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.

Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.

by sex:) July 22, 2012

sex

the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole

to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more.

i want to be fucked in thev pussy like they all say in sex Courtney
"ohhhh really whell i want to fuck and be proked by you too sam"

by sophieisapatheticthot66 November 26, 2022

sex

To raise a number to the sixth power

2 squared is 4, 2 cubed is 8, and 2 sexed is 64.
If you sex six, the result is 46656

by MethemethicsProfessor October 16, 2019

sex

sex is like the man behind the slaughter memes, we dont get it

hey, i dont get sex and never will. haha.. virgin gang lol... laughter slowly turns into cries

by cesky May 11, 2020

sex

something fun and sexy ;)
penis into vagina

or vagina to vagina

or dick to ass =)

known also as love making and humping.

It was a cold winter night when Tom had his girlfriend Shelia over. Things were getting steamy. Shelia was still a virgin and tonight was the night she told Tom. Tom put his hands down her pants and got her all warmed up. She took off her top exposing her large breasts. "Let's go." she said as she pushed her body on top of his. Unbuttoning his pants. She unzipped his jeans and pulled them down toward his knees. he shook them off and she rubbed her body on his for a moment before taking her bra off right in his face. Tom was hard already. "Whenever your ready." Tom said smiling. He couldn't wait to get inside her. She traced his chest with his finger until she reached his dick. she brought her mouth down to his nine inch cock and gave him a long tasteful blow job by lapping his cock and licking up the sides. he moaned then came into her mouth and she swallowed it all. he thought it was so sexy. Tom took off Shelia's thong and procceded to eat her out. She exploded and moaned. "Let's just fuck." she said as she jumped ontop of Tom. She rode his huge cock like a professional. Grinding her hips into his crotch. She moaned and humped into him more. he resisited cumming into her. she had an orgasm and they switched positions. he took her from behind this time doggy style. She moaned and took it in the back of her hot wet pussy. popping her cherry was amazing she was so tight Tom thought. "Harder!!" Shelia squealed. Tom pumped his hard cock into her she had a second orgasm. he soon came into her pussy and they laid next to eachother that night remembering the wonderful sex. they had hot sex the next morning.

by newdirector July 6, 2009