A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
Get the Poop Staff mug.The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
Get the Poop Cube mug.It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
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Get the Poop kink mug.A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"
"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
by Mr.McCunty April 6, 2009
Get the poop troll mug.When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
Get the Poop-speeding mug.The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
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