Pacific Polevault 

The act of sprinting toward your prey, leaping forward, and plunging your penis into her vaginal cavity before using momentum to accomplish a clean dismount

Instead of normal intercourse, we decided to attempt the Pacific Polevault numerous times!

Pacific Polevault by Ya Boy Scooby March 11, 2009

Totem Poles 

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

Totem Poles by ktodad January 4, 2008

Polested 

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

Polested by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

polejockey 

A man who likes to ride the dick.

Stop eyeballing me you goddam polejockey.

polejockey by Haremmaster April 27, 2006

Sweet polevaulting Jesus 

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

Sweet polevaulting Jesus by k2kate December 9, 2008

poles before holes 

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

poles before holes by Angelacia July 16, 2007

Polesbian 

1. Polish lesbian.
2. Polygamous lesbian.
3. Polygamous Polish lesbian.

I hear polesbian is the new black.

Polesbian by Carnie Hands August 9, 2008