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A man’s dick being thrown across a room
“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown
by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024
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pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024
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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
by CripCuz November 27, 2024
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Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
by Pencil J. January 7, 2025
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Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!
Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*
by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025
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pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil
Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.
by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025
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pencilmanship

A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.
Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.
by QuacksO April 1, 2025
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