An Indian cricket player who refuses to recognise the best batsman in the world when asked a simple trivia question cos the current best batsman in the world is Pakistani, and Devdutt is a pussy (Indians are distasteful and have a vendetta against Pakistan).
Interviewer: “ Marnus Labuschagne or Babar Azam? Whose going to be next in the Fab 4 best batters in the world?”
Devdutt Padikkal: *feigns jealousy of Babar Azam by pretending to think* “Marnus Labuschagne.”
Interviewer: “Wow. Why the fuck would you say that?”
Devdutt Padikkal: “Because my name is Devdut Padikkal.”
Devdutt Padikkal: *feigns jealousy of Babar Azam by pretending to think* “Marnus Labuschagne.”
Interviewer: “Wow. Why the fuck would you say that?”
Devdutt Padikkal: “Because my name is Devdut Padikkal.”
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