die-oxygen

"Die(di) Oxygen" is when one takes his jock strap cup after a sporting event and creeps up behind another. He then places the cup over the persons mouth forcing them to breath in the fresh oder and bactiria of ones crotch.

This is very cruel and is reserved for freshman and persons that the majority of the group ither hate or dislike.

WARNING: gagging and vomiting may occur.

-"what was the fight over"

-"oh, afte the game last nite jordan gave kyle some die-oxygen"

-"did he puke?"

-"no but he gagged so had, it looked as if he was deep throating a horse"

by spencer171 October 10, 2007

OXYMORON

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)

OXYMORON:
I support obama and our Troops
jumbo shrimp
virus free windows pc

by everywheretome September 30, 2009

oxygen

In music terms, oxygen means water.

Singer: Oxygen to the stage please!
Kid: What?
Singer: Water, dumbass.

by E Man September 8, 2008

oxymoron

Rush Limbaugh. Two words that don't agree with each other:Rush and OxyContin.

Someone whose moronic behavior(i.e.meglomania) leads them to a self-destructive act or acts. Someone in the pursuit of a drug that is known to be addictive like morphine,OxyContin, is an oxymoron.

by The Green Gnome October 11, 2010

Oxford

• noun vulgar slang 1 a man’s genitals. 2 an unpleasant or stupid person.

— ORIGIN Home Countries.

Charles is such a oxford, he thinks nob should be spelt with a K.

I'll show you my oxford if you show me yours.

by Adam Prest March 29, 2010

Oxford Circle

An unlimited source of knowledge that knows all. Maintained by Chet's

"I have a problem and I dont know the answer!"
"Ask the Oxford Circle... it knows all!"
"Thanks Chet!"

by Spaggo April 21, 2004

Oxytots

Similar to Crack Babies. But instead of crack, these mothers are addicted to methadone and give birth to babies who are also addicted to methadone. The newborn's addiction is so severe that their incubators must be covered due to their extreme sensitivity to light, sound and touch.

This has become the generation of Oxytots

by allenw8s October 6, 2011