mexican cadillac 

any GM car without wheels, in back yards of california

Jose was in backyard with his mexican cadillac.. Varoom Varoom, I say, "Jose U need wheels for your mexican cadillac "... Nah this way the LAPD NO chase me....

mexican cadillac by itichie_nocanpo November 1, 2006

Mexican Dumptruck

When you shit in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.

Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.

Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?

Mexican Dumptruck by antiari January 6, 2014

mexican crockpot 

The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.

Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.

mexican crockpot by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006

Mexican Car 

Similar to a clown car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.

Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE

Mexican Car by bigscottlarock December 24, 2008

Mexican Connection 

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

Mexican Connection by CANINE February 19, 2008

Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

Mexican Jetlag by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

mexican snorkel 

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.

In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys

mexican snorkel by Anonymous June 11, 2006