Mexican Dumptruck

When you shit in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.

Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.

Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?

by antiari January 6, 2014

Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.

"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."

by antiari January 6, 2014

Ari Shaffir

A self-proclaimed "funny" comedian who has an unfunny bit called the "Amazing Racist" which is heavily rude, anti-Semitic and offensive. He is a racist piece of shit and will not last in the comedy business.

Ari Shaffir is a racist.

What part of the Ari Shaffir show was supposed to be funny?

by antiari January 5, 2014

Limp Willy

When a man is self-pleasuring but they are completely flaccid.

I might limp willy later tonight.

He doesn't get hard so he just limp willys.

by antiari January 6, 2014