A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday
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Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
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Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!
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