John Sackrider

John ‘JS’ Sackrider is a remarkable Australian who was born with a severe physical disability in which a pancake was permanently fixed to his face, giving Him little chance of survival. John has not only defied medical opinion, he has thrived and is acknowledged as one of the world’s most inspirational speakers.
Without this unfortunate disability, John embraces a full and positive life. He creates comedic "TikToks" and makes thoughtful Instagram posts. He uses humour to communicate some of life’s most important lessons. John has delivered his inspirational message to over 350,000 people around the world and educated many people about the hit song Pee Pee Poo Poo by Baby Kata. In 2020, John was recognised by many users on TikTok and gained a decent following. Although his account is slowly dying, John enjoys living his life to the fullest and posting shitty comedic "TikToks". John Sackrider can be found on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok as @johnzoup. He is most known for his comedic TikTok videos.

Juju: "This TikTok is cringe."
Josh: "It has John Sackrider energy."

by johnzoup July 23, 2020

john fite

Purveyance of knowledge to the unenlightened.

If your passing garbage off as fact , prepare for John Fite.

by Jgdadde December 20, 2016

John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

Chicken John

When a male prostitute gets 'stiffed' due to his John not being able to get an erection.

"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"

by Cable Car Rider September 11, 2011

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Dirty John

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.

Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.

by Steph S. December 28, 2005

blue john

Derogatory term for skim milk. The lack of fat in the milk makes it appear watery and blue-tinged in color.

My doctor recently put me on a diet that includes reducing my dairy intake. I've been drinking whole milk all my life and can't stand the taste of that disgusting, watery blue john.

by D Mitchell June 17, 2007