Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.

Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!

by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006

Jockgina

Women don't have jocks like men, so Jockginas are used to refer to their jocks. This is not sexual innuendo or meaning. Invented originally by Shri G.

Shri: "If you don't get off my jock, I'll get on your's!"
Karen: "Haha, I don't have a jock!"
Shri: "I'll get on your jockgina!"

by Shrig94 January 15, 2010

crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.

Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.

by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006

throttle jockey

A person who races anything with a throttle on it. Hand-eye coordination and concentration are the key elements of being a throttle jockey as where physical condition is not.

Example: Nascar drivers

Damn throttle jockeys are out street racing again tonite!

by MustangGT October 1, 2005

jocker

someone who alway's want's to do what you do. a follower who tries to make your things their own.

she's a jocker ,all she wanna do is take credit for my stuff

by SCREAMchi-chi August 17, 2009

nob jockey

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.

Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.

by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

Jockey

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

by davestophittingonjohn January 19, 2015