daro host

A term used to describe web hosts lacking the ability to gaurantee customers good service, good uptime, and other features. Hosts called of this name usually revoke retrievel of website content for website owners, and refuse any customer service. usually Usually associated with bad host managers.

I don't recommend that host. It's a daro host.

by gentiew August 27, 2003

Creedmoor Mental Hospital

Creedmoor Mental Hospital is a psychiatric institution for mentally disabled or challenged persons. It is located in Queens Village, NY and can be seen from the Tribourough Bridge entering Queens. It is known for its abusive and cruel treatment toward patients and numerous barbed wire fences surrounding the hospital. Protective bars cover all the windows to prevent any escape or suicidal attempts from patients. Working in this hospital can be pretty dangerous.

Dan: "Yo, what happened to Bill?"
Jenny: "He ended up in Creedmoor Mental Hospital"
Dan: "Oh, he must've been really mental."

by girard December 22, 2009

Kenyan Fire Hose

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...

Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.

by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011

Hosi

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

Holy shit bro did you see that! I just Hosi'd that bitch in the face!

by astralanus February 11, 2010

nappy snatch hose beast

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Houston Fire Hose

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

by Assramses October 25, 2006

Hoseph

A portmanteau of the words hoe and Joseph, used to describe someone named Joseph who is a hoe and/or a tool.

Alternative definition: the pronunciation of the name Joseph by someone who speaks Spanish.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a Hobosexual.
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with hobo*

by raulgomez April 2, 2010