german dungeon porn

sickest porn on the net, as of last monday...we'll see what the future of internet porn holds.

by ben c. October 19, 2003

the germ

if u have aquired aids, you have obtained "the germ"

yo, that bitch on 49th i fucked had the germ dogg, im gonna die!"

by Paul July 15, 2003

german

Guten Tag!
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.

"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)

Germany is fucking cool, except for Angela Merkel!

by Orchidée August 31, 2008

Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar (Woman who seeks younger guys)
Gerbils seek out older men to date.

College kid: I went to pick up my little sister from her elementary school today and this little girl was flirting and making passes at me...

His friend: I'd watch out for her, she's a gerbil

by Gabersss July 6, 2009

German Hang Time

When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.

My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)

by Redboots October 31, 2010

Gert skirt

A dress worn with a sweater or t-shirt on top to make it look like a top and a skirt.

Done with dresses which have a particularly ugly neckline.

Popularised by and named after the UK trend setter Gert Boaf.

Person 1: I don't know why I wore this dress today, the straps are so fugly!

Person 2: Yeah but the hem is nice. Why don't you turn it into a Gert skirt?

Person 1: Good idea, can I borrow your sweater?

by Barry Painith March 22, 2011

gerti

A intelligents guy name, very smart, nice, shy and scared of people. He loves his family and school. Very caring full person. He is also a die hart sports fan. He loves sports than any other person

I would love to be a gerti

by Germi May 11, 2018