John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.
by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015
Get the Autoerotic fellatiation mug.Jadyn Feldman is a very energetic person, and they could love anyone . They are fairly attractive, very smart, talented, and loves to give.
by Human Names December 27, 2016
Get the jadyn feldman mug.A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018
Get the I felt cold, so I left. mug.B1g fella A term that a white highschool boy that plays varsity football uses that think they are all that but really ain't shit, usually they think that there the strongest of them all they have muscles but that's from all the steroids they have been using they also have small dicks. They also try to fuck every girl in the fucking school but when they don't get what they want they throw tantrums like a fucking baby.
Riley is a b1g fella he plays for the highschool football team when he goes to school he tries to fuck every bitch that his dick can latch onto little does everyone know riley can't do shit he's all words riley's a b1gfella
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Get the Gun fella mug.A Flint Felicia is a special creature. She is strong and ambitious with a heart of gold. She is loyal to those she loves and will do anything for them. She appreciates appreciation and loyalty in return. When she is wronged though, she is a demon straight from Satan’s chin. She can slice a bitch with words and looks. She can throw a saucer at her husbands head and choose if she wants to miss or not. She will be frugal and cause a ruckus if she doesn’t have a discount honored. She will hulk out on a bitch and spin her mid air if she is spewing hate. She’s the girl who would most likely burn a place down if she was scorned but other than that sweet as pie.
Wow she’s such a Flint Felicia the way she high kicked that waiter for charging extra for tortilla chips
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