Doomed to fail

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.

Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

FAIL

opposite of WIN.

stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!

by George McBob September 9, 2009

Failcom

An increasingly popular slang term short for FAILed COMpany (or Failing Company)

Believed to have originated in the internet forums of the failing software company Funcom, responsible for the disastrous Age of Conan MMO.

1. Failcom are a rubbish software company.

by Pulonium October 20, 2008

fail

A frivolous word used to emphasize a predisposed incident, resulting in displeasure and usually nonchalant humor poorly portrayed by nearby companions.

*headsho-"HUMILIATION!"

Player:"EPIC FAIL, NOOB!"

Cortez1337:"stfu"

.........

Cortez1337:"noob"

by mojojojo's8=>~~~ April 10, 2009

Fail

President George W. Bush Jr.

Aww dude I just bush'd my math test.
Maybe if you study next time you won't fail so hard.

by 001gamer August 12, 2010

Epic Fail

An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.

boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!

by water_pong_is_for_fags April 27, 2009

fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.

daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt

by maddog219 March 25, 2009