Double Deuce

When 2 people each put one cheek on a toilet seat and simultaneously poop. Two people, one toilet.

Joann and Kain did a double deuce together this morning.

by poopygirl69 November 20, 2011

douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.

Shut up you douch-bag!

by Alex July 23, 2003

Deuce

1.An exclamation often used to substitute profane words.

2.A means of saying "goodbye".

1) "Whadda deuce?!"

2) "Peace easy.. Deuce!"

by Unknown July 14, 2004

Deuce Juice

Deuce Juice is the toilet water that splashes up and hits you after a large forceful crap. Some also refer to their very watery diarrhea as deuce juice - think shit piss.

Walker started to spit uncontrollably after he dropped a monster grumpy and the deuce juice splashed up between his legs and hit his lips.

by Walker A July 12, 2012

deuce

n. poop
v. to drop terds

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Deucester

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.

I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester

by Lirius December 5, 2003

Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008