Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008

Deuceberg

(doose-berg)

-noun

1. a large floating mass of shit, detached from the anus, and floating adrift in the toilet.
2. When your turd is sufficiently buoyant to expose a small portion of itself above the surface of the water, leaving the rest of the turd below the surface.

There's a deuceberg loose in the women's room big enough to sink the Titanic.

by Wilson Jason January 13, 2011

Dusenberg

Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.

That turd is so far down the drain, yet it is poking out of the water with a delightful pencil tip. Yep, it's a Dusenberg all right.

by AbeVigoda April 24, 2009

Duesenberg

Poetry on wheels.

Some of the finest automobiles ever produced, featuring engines of ungodly proportions, sleek lines, and interiors that would put Martha Stewart to shame.

In the 1930s, a duplex (2-family compound house) could be purchased for less than a Duesenberg.

by Boo June 24, 2004

DEUSENBERRY TIME

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010

duesenberg

A long overdue bowel movement, when finally released it is large, well formed, and dispached with speed and certainty. Often a Deusenberg is also a no wiper.

"I was so busy at work today. I finally had to sneak away and find somewhere to park the Duesenberg. It was awesome"

by Randolph Gorber October 31, 2007

decenber

A FUCKING idiot who wrote”Decenber” even tho they should’ve wrote December

“Yo it’s Decenber”
“What?”
“Oh sorry I meant December”

by Meemeinthehaoft November 21, 2020