Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

by simoisgod February 2, 2021

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021

spicy meat closet

A Vagina with one or more STD's

"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"

by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022

Everyday its getting closer

I don't wanT to live another day

everyday its getting closer to death

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

in the closet

to be gay as an umbrella term but not out to people

Whoa dude, im in the closet!

yo me too!
closet buddies yuh

by maple oil. June 7, 2022