Beer Gut

An impressive monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of self confidence and the ability to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.

(Lance) Hey Jim, nice beer gut, I see you traded in that 6 pack for a keg

(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw

by Alfredofettuccini August 30, 2009

Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly

Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".

She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.

by Michael Dean July 27, 2005

beer throne

This is the ultimate achievement in a student house. A houseful of students drink beer and try to build a full size throne from the empties. Has to be cans, as bottles dont stack well. Extra credit goes to any house who drinks the beer requirement in a night.

They built a beer throne at Jamie's house last night!

by notachav June 11, 2006

Madison Beer

Madison beer, she is the real definition of the phrase “it girl”. She is smart, talented, beautiful, and classy, she is an amazing singer who got fame from Justin Bieber reposting one of her singing videos! She does get a lot of hate for being successful and pretty.

Omg! Did you hear Madison Beer’s album “Life Support”?!

by Evianfx February 19, 2022

Wolfman a beer

Similar to shotgunning a beer, but instead of cutting a hole in the side of the can with a knife, one bites the side of the can open

Bill: Dude, did he just wolfman a beer?
Ted: Yep, he wolfmanned that thing!

by Big Jewish Adam October 28, 2010

Beer Party

The official political party of West Denmark, they are the only true instigators of change. All other political parties are anti-crime and pro-family. The Beer Party is pro-crime and anti-family. They also believe strongly in procrastination and oral sex.

There is current debate as to whether or not T. J. is a true member of the Beer Party.

Two words make up our name. Beer. Party. What else do you need to know?

by T. J. October 30, 2003