Alfredofettuccini's definitions
An impressive monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of self confidence and the ability to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.
(Lance) Hey Jim, nice beer gut, I see you traded in that 6 pack for a keg
(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw
(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw
by Alfredofettuccini August 30, 2009
Get the Beer Gutmug.