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Bean Bag 

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse
*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"
Bean Bag by penis-vagina August 27, 2005
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bean bean 

a white head, brown body pit bull. biggest baby of the breed of "pit bull". Wears a sweater in the winter because otherwise she will whine and act all dramatic.
Where's Bean Bean?....Under the bed because she is scared of the rain.
bean bean by brittybabbles June 30, 2008
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Bean Buddies 

Having a mexican best friend, being a mexican yourself.

Derived from the word Beaner.

You use this word when you want your friend to do something they don't want to do.
Friend 1: Wanna go to the store with me real quick?
Friend 2: Nah I'm gonna stay, go alone.
Friend 1: Dude. Bean Buddies, come on! Bean Buddies dude!
Friend 2: *after thinking a bit* Ok! lets go.
Bean Buddies by PwnerJoe March 14, 2010

bean guy 

cool beany dude, the chicks love him
part of best friend group ever, kaka

plays smash bros wayyyy too much
alpha rat
did you see bean guy do that absolutely amazing smash bros combo??
bean guy by DictatorE February 26, 2022

Bean Can 

To be so angry you could potentially throw a fucking bean can at ones face rendering them unconscious.
That guy just cut me. I'm going to fucking bean can that bastard.
Bean Can by Vanetix August 23, 2010

bean and cheese headlock 

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.
When you are in your robe, and only your robe, spread your legs directly at someone and say, "BEAN SHOT!"
"Lacey gives the best bean shots."
bean shot by Tim Kershner January 12, 2007