Alexander

If you were born in with this name you were probably depressed at a point in your life

Alexander why are you depressed

by Greg mccreamy December 5, 2018

Alexandria

Eater of asses in English

She’s a real Alexandria

by Zuzumbra May 14, 2018

Alexa

Alexa is the most self absorbed person you'll ever meet. she has the most obnoxious laugh in the whole fuckin world. she's ugly too. she can talk shit but she wont do shit.

Alexa: *obnoxious hyena laugh*

Person1: OMG WTF WAS THAT??

Person2: oh that's just Alexa's bitch ass lmao

Person3: she has the most annoying laugh huh?

person1: For a second I thought we was at the zoo! LMAO

Person2&3: ikr!

Person1: she ugly ASF! no cap

Person2: Honeyyy….youre just speaking faxs!

All(except alexas pussy ass): LMFAOOO!!

by lopez83 October 26, 2018

Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

Alexandra

A super sweet kind girl who can be very awkward and sounds like an idiot. She loves to play sports and can make anyone she talks go happy. She can go for hours talking to people. She is very popular and will always be known for something great.

Jon ~ " Woah did you see that girl over there?'
Jack ~ " Yeah she's super hot. She sounds just like an Alexandra"

by Awkward_Potato August 7, 2017

Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

Alexavier

Alexavier usually has a little dick and is a bitch. Alexavier gets bullied a lot and isn’t very athletic. Alexavier is known for dating a bunch of girls but usually cheating. Alexavier is a pussy

Look there’s alexavier he’s a pussy

by Anomalously June 13, 2018