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Aaron Stretches 

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
Aaron Stretches by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir 

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc
"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"
aaron cattoir by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

aaron osteraasing 

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"
aaron osteraasing by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009

aaron vicknair 

A vicious combination of being homosexual and Jewish at the same time
He just pulled an Aaron Vicknair just to get a quarter.
aaron vicknair by Machavelli September 7, 2016

aaron clare 

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.
We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.
aaron clare by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016

aaron fancher 

A badass mother fucker, also known as "BAMF". Who loves Popcorn Sutton's moonshine, Jack Daniels whiskey, & wishes a mother fucker would!
Aaron Fancher is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! But would love a jar of Popcorn Sutton's finest.