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Stay at home junkie

An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.
That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie
by andymclol October 9, 2011
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Stay at home daughter

An unemployed woman who lives with her parents and has no motivation to improve her life by getting a job or education.
After graduating from high school, six years ago, my daughter now spends all of her time watching TV and surfing the internet. She is a stay at home daughter
by adh_maryo March 7, 2022
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Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object
Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
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Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
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home improvement syndrome

This is an illness that is characterized by individuals, typically middle aged males, that are caught up in a never-ending cycle of handy man projects, many of which are not completed before the next one begins.
Ben was told he was no longer allowed to go to Home Depot after he was diagnosed with Home Improvement Syndrome by his wife. She said it was a HIS problem.
by Papa on Whidbey December 31, 2011
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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.
I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!
by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018
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