give me a fucking cookie 

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

give me a fucking cookie by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think 

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) 

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.

Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) by Orenthal James June 3, 2010

a fuckin cunt 

A member of the Hobson family that is named Kyle

Kyle Hobson is a fuckin cunt

a fuckin cunt by Altitude Taven March 9, 2020

son of a fucking whore bitch 

This goes beyond son of a bitch or calling someone a whore, this shows that you are really pissed and won't take it anymore, used for both men or women with this one.

your boss writes emails behind your back about your production, "son of a fucking whore bitch!"
you get in trouble at school, and when you get home, your dad yells "son of a fucking whore bitch" cause he knows you're the milk mans

son of a fucking whore bitch by assbiscuit December 18, 2007

buy a fucking vowel 

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

buy a fucking vowel by joe November 5, 2004

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON 

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.

HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009