Home Depot syndrome

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.

The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.

by Musky94 April 26, 2015

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people

The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday

by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018

Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

by Zonal K September 22, 2019

Hustling at home mom

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.

I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!

by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018

out-of-home entertainment

A broad descriptor used primarily by the amusement industry to collectively refer to experiences at regional attractions like theme parks and waterparks with their thrill rides and slides, and smaller community-based entertainment venues such as family entertainment and cultural venues.

Out-of-home entertainment is an industry term and is sometimes abbreviated as OOHE or OHE.

Digital Out-of-Home Entertainment is rather an arcane description for one of the fastest growing technology-sectors. These forms of interactive technology, often established on a 'pay per use' basis are transforming the customer experience in shops, cinemas, museums; almost any environment where consumers are congregating.

by thearcadeguy January 15, 2018

Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020