Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019
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Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.
Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!
by DG911 February 01, 2024
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Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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Cock soldier

Someone (usually a man) who craves male attention, acceptance, and praise to the point of degrading himself and others. Often single and prone to blaming others for their self-pitying behavior.
Don’t bother, he’s a cock soldier. He gets no bitches lol
by Ibltst May 09, 2025
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cock soldier

A misogynistic male worshiper who shames other men for being decent human beings
1. She’s not gonna let you hit bro”

“Dude I just said abuse is bad ??? At ease cock soldier”
2. He called his friend a ‘beta’ for holding his girlfriend’s hand—promotion incoming for this loyal cock soldier.

3. “You let her post you? You’re done for, bro.”
“And you post gym selfies hoping your bros will comment ‘king.’ March on, cock soldier.”
by Tom75289 May 09, 2025
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Cock Dynasty

Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.
Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.
by YDDOD April 25, 2021
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