EhmJay69's definitions

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Vienna Anaconda

When a guy is proven to have a small dick after bragging about having an oversized one

Dude's definitely a Vienna anaconda... Claimed its a grower not a shower.

by EhmJay69 November 23, 2019

Ghostarieah

Like the runs, but no visible shit or smell, just the noise.

I've been dealing with some serious ghostarieah today man. Thank God no masks have been needed yet.

by EhmJay69 June 9, 2019

Sexit list

Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies

Dude.... Marked another off the sexit list..... *High five*

by EhmJay69 February 11, 2019

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

Covidiocy

People wearing both or masks and face shield while driving

The dude walking in fresh air, social distancing, were sure showing their covidiocy by also wearing masks...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020