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G.A.Y.

An acronym used in Diamond Is Unbreakable(not really).What were you thinking about gay sex?Go get a Holy Water Spa Day and drench yourself in it.It will cleanse you of your dirty-mindedness

G.A.Y.

G.Going
A.After
Y.Yoshikage Kira

by 九条定文 August 2, 2021

pornhub

visual of urban dictionary

Giorno:hey guys I bought some crispy por-
Abbacchio(as always judging Giorno):we're not taking your Pornhub Premium go awa-
Giorno:Bucciarati can I use my GER on him?
Bucciarati:yes
Giorno:GER reset Abbacchio's knowledge of xes(backwards)

by 九条定文 August 3, 2021

D4C

A stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:Steel Ball Run(part 7).Stand of main antagonist Funny Valentine.Can hop through multiple dimensions(or ''worlds'') between objects.
It does not stand for

D.Filthy
D.Acts
D.A
D.Reasonable
C.Price
If you thought it stands for this,you need to spend 5 years in a tank of holy water.

Instead,it stands for:
D.Dirty
D.Deeds
D.Done
D.Dirt
C.Cheap
D4C.

by 九条定文 August 2, 2021

JoJo

A gentleman,cola addict,marine biologist,high schooler,mafia boss,prisoner,jockey or 2 people fused together.Has cool abilities such as:
Breathing
Stopping time
Healing
Reverting to zero
Giving infinite deaths
Turning things into string
Spinning
Making bubbles that is actually spinning bits of string
Is not that stupid teeange girl that lives in US and is a singer.She is literally impostor of the JoJo's.She makes your ears bleed.

A list of the JoJo's(not JoJo Siwa):
Jonathan Joestar.1
Joseph Joestar.2
Jotaro Kujo.3
Josuke(''suke'' can be read as ''jo'')Higashikata.4
Giorno Giovanna(''gio'' sounds like ''jo'').5
Jolyne Cujoh(only girl so far).6
*new timeline*
Johnny Joestar.7
Josuke Higashikata.8
All 8 of the JoJo's are extremely attractive and if you want to be dirty with them go ahead so long as your not a girl liking Jolyne and a boy liking the rest of the JoJo's(no offence to gays and lesbians).And dont ship any of the Jobros or the JoJo's.

by 九条定文 August 2, 2021

Fuiyoh

slang in malay used by nigel ng(uncle roger).means very good

F U I Y O H A U N T I E L I Z R I C E C O O K E R F U C K G I R L
fuiyoh we should ship uncle roger and auntie liz

by 九条定文 August 2, 2021

creampie

A layer of thick cruster filled with whipped cream.What you were expecting a porno definition?Get a glass of holy water to wash away your horniness.

Giorno:Hey guys I bought 7 creampies to prepare ourselves against the fight against the boss who wants som-
Abbacchio:Y A K A M A S H I YOU HORNY PERSO-
Giorno:Gold Experience give Abbacchio a new-not-horny brain so he knows what creampie means.

by 九条定文 August 1, 2021

Help

A Stando Powah made by me(because I managed to put it into the Stand Arrow) that is the most powerful Stand in Za Warudo.If you have enough potential to survive the Arrow's pierce,the next one to be struck by the Arrow will receive it.Pintobean2003 needs this the most.He could be in great danger.He was talking about what help means.Save the Arrow for him.If you call out the Stand Help it would appear and asssist you with any needs.Please if anyone sees the Arrow or Pintobean2003 report to me straight away.I will take the Arrow and find Pintobean2003 to give him Help.

I will reward you with the Arrow to pierce you if you bring me both of them.Pintobean2003 is in need of Serious Help.

by 九条定文 August 2, 2021