california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023

Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.

John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."

by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

Visualisation cock specialist

A Visualisation cock specialist is someone who visualises them self with a "cock" related item in different scenarios.

Colin, loved chomping down on that Hotdog Sausage. It reminded him of that time he was choking on a cock the Visualisation cock specialist.

by jjdjcjfjdkcfk March 11, 2023

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

Cock jockey

Slang term. Meaning one who rides (jockey) the mans penis (cock)

Man your being a real cock jockey right now!!!

by Meangreen4477 January 9, 2021

Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"

Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit

by anonymous January 22, 2023